Blind Date App Poem by Ima Ryma

I went on a blind date last night.
What if she's awful, what to do?
I found an app for that, just right,
A 'Mom, are you okay? ' app to
Ring just after I did meet her.
Ignore it if she turns out great,
If not, say 'Mom' needs me for sure,
Good excuse to cut short the date.
But when I met her, she turned out
To be both gorgeous and charming.
I am a lucky guy, no doubt.
Then suddenly, her phone did ring.

She answered her phone, I heard her say,
'Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay? '