Bri Edwards Had A Splinter In His Finger! ...[ Limericks Poem by Bri Edwards

Poem # 1

I got a splinter in my ' Ring-Finger '.
I prayed it would NOT Long-Linger,
tried an antibiotic;
my Finger got necrotic**.
So I became an Ice Cream Binger***! !


Poem # 2

Ice Cream helped me to ignore....
most of the pain I had before,
BUT my teeth all did rot;
some fell out on the spot.
My smile, all did then deplore!


Poem # 3


I went to see a dental surgeon.
I thought she was a Vestal Virgin****.
She pulled out all my teeth.
[ Finger fell off: a RELIEF! ! ]
[ At first I survived on eggs of sturgeon. ]


Poem # 4

I asked the surgeon out on a date.
We went to a movie, staying out LATE,
I found she was NO virgin!
She had NO sex-aversion! !
Our child just-born was Number' EIGHT!


Poem # 5

Sooooooooooooooo, .....

If in YOUR finger you find a splinter,
be it Spring, Summer, Fall, ...or Winter,
skip 'To-God'-supplications!
Skip needless complications! !
To 'Emergency' GO like a SPRINTER*****! ! !


(April 5th,2024)

bri :)

[[ some definitions ]]:

** NECROTIC: referring to rotting 'living' flesh/bodily tissue

*** BINGER: a person 'addicted' to something, especially drugs and sometimes ice cream

**** VESTAL VIRGIN: [ YOU have two choices! ]

1:
'a virgin consecrated to the Roman goddess Vesta and to the service of watching the sacred fire perpetually kept burning on her altar.....

OR....

2:
: a chaste****** woman ..........((ha ha! NOT 'chased', though she may be...chased! ! !))
****** CHASTE: (adjective) 'abstaining from [aka 'going/doing without extramarital, or from all,
sexual intercourse'. LOOK UP 'intercourse' yourself! ! ! :)


***** SPRINTER:
'someone who runs short distances very fast'


(April 5th,2024)

bri edwards aka brian edward whitaker......(in The Real World)

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