Buncha Ribald Limericks For My Attractive Wife on Our Fiftieth Anniversary Poem by George King

I just love to see you undressed
I know that I act like a pest
Just humor me some
And make my glands hum
So please dear, expose your bird’s nest.

You are so pretty and so neat
That you make me go into heat
I fidget and twiddle
And nervously fiddle
I just can’t sit still in my seat.

How I love to look up your skirt
At your thighs and bottom so pert!
I just can’t hold still
I lose all my will
Wanting boldly with you to flirt

When I can sneak looks up your dress
(Oh, yes do I blush to confess!)
My heart skips a beat
I go into heat
At my aims you don’t have to guess.