Chetan Bhagat's English Is One Of A Waiter, A Restaurant Boy, A Hotel Boy, A Hostel Boy Poem by Bijay Kant Dubey

Chetan Bhagat's English is
A joke-man's English,
A talk-man's English,
A morning walker walking
And jogging,
A water-man's English,
A tea-man's English;
A waiter's English,
The waiter boy
Waiting for the order
And attending to,
A restaurant boy
Showing the menu
Of food items,
Indian dishes
With chutney and salad,
A hotel boy standing before
For the order,
A boarder speaking
In English,
A hosteller's
English,
A hotelier's,
A traveller's,
A picnicker's,
A holidayer's,
A honeymooner's,
A learner's English.