Clerihews December 2022 Poem by Paul Butters

Steve Green (with extra verses)
Stephen Green
Who knows where he's been?
Out on that bike
Sometimes taking a hike.
Loves Rugby League and ale
And Cider by the pale.

Ryan Jagger
Look at Ryan Jagger
Dancing with a swagger.
Full of jokes and taking the Mick
Pours a beer-glass very quick.

Charles Lumley
Charles Lumley's on full throttle:
He's the owner of "Message in a Bottle".
Stacks cans and bottles with precision
Never afraid to make a decision.

Jenny
You just can't beat that lovely Jenny
She surely is worth every penny.
Hearing music, she has to dance
Enchanting with that cheeky glance.
Nigel
Doing his crossword, there is Nigel!
He knows everything from here to Rigel.
Need a proof-reader? He's your man.
Want it in Latin? Nigel can.
Nuff Fer Now

© PB 28\12\2022.