Convivial Butchery Poem by steve stirk

If you bought some Liver and thought it was bad
I’d Offal a refund so you won’t get mad

The gesture though Poultry will save you a buck
And buy you more Offal; perhaps a small Duck

It’s not that I’m Chicken you won’t come again
Or that after five thirty my Meat will remain

I’m Beefing up service to make more appeal
And a customer charter I’m set to re – Veal

It’s good customer care and not merely a ruse
If you don’t like my Bantams I‘ll give you a Goose

To making great profit, I’ve given the Chop
And I’ve offered the punters a Steak in my shop

A change in my Hearts said I had to convince
There’s more to a butcher than kilos of Mince

Perhaps it’s my Ham or for my porcupine
Do you crave a front leg from an ugly fat swine?

So from now on it’s Pheasantries as from this day
My error Haslet me see issues your way

For Turkeys and Sausages: meats of each type
Come into my butchers today, and talk Tripe