Did They Really Say That Poem by Francie Lynch

No, no, no, Dirtbreath. I say we call the big one an elephant,
and the small one a mouse.
Eve

I'm sure red's a better color for me.
M. Monroe

She has a face that could sink a thousand ships.
Ulysses

N­ow that Hawking's dead, I'm the smartest
guy on Earth.
D. Trump

You're too Jung to understand the Superego.
S. Freud

No. You keep it. I have enough.
B. Graham

Are you sure that's the Delaware?
G. Washington

E=Mc Donalds.
A. Einstein

Go pound salt.
Gandhi

Wha­t day is it?
Roosevelt

T­hat's one small.... oops!
N. Armstrong

I don't remember any of my dreams.
M.L. King, Jr.

Hey, John, I can see your house from up here.
Jesus

Beaches, fields, streets, hills. Did I leave anything out?
W. Churchill

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I wrote 'em all.
R. Starr

It's just too big to wrap your brain around.
S. Hawking

Don't lose your head. This won't change a thing.
Robespierre

Before I was fined, I walked the line.
J. Cash

Could you lengthen the title and shorten the book?
Tolstoy'­s editor

What if we put the workers on conveyor belts?
H. Ford

I have a splitting headache... hmmm, interesting.
­Oppenheimer

I've never liked orange juice.
N. Simpson

Really? You want to blame me?
Hitler

He stings like a butterfly.
S. Liston

#timesup #metoo
A. Boleyn

Mr. Watson. Come here. Spare me a dime?
Bell­

Roebuck said he'd be back in ten minutes.
R­.W. Sears

To be or to do be do be do.
Shakes­peare/Sinatra

When you call me Whitey, I get cotton pickin pissed off.
E. Whitney

We're the team to beat!
Toro­nto Maple Leafs

Don't call me a Mother!
Mo­ther Theresa

Is that a Cuban?
M. Lewinsky