Don'T Read This! Poem by Paul Hartal

I don’t want to sound unfriendly or impolite
but who exactly authorized you to read this?
So, please, stop reading this notice.
On the other hand, the good news is
that the ban on reading this message
is only temporary.

Thus, In ten minutes from now
your irresistible impulse of dipping into
this text will be fully legalized
and you will be able to enjoy reading it
without trespassing on intellectual property.