He’s a cheapskate
You will be miss led
He just wants a date
To have misread
If you don’t trust me
Answer me this question
Do ye
Have determination
If you have some
And you’re not scared
Then come
To see how he has faired
If he seems bad
Then I was right
And you should be glad
I’ll make you something nice and light
If you still won’t believe
Don’t ask me to help impress
And he will achieve
For himself greatness
If you work hard
He will smirk
He will use you to bard
For a dirk
I am a friend
Not a foe
I am trying to defend
Not deal a blow
If I don’t stop you
He will win
What he wants to be cool
And he’ll just grin
At first you’ll be fine
I won’t talk
He’ll give you wine
And he will stalk
I just don’t want you hurt
Because I care
If you’re hurt I’ll feel like dirt
Because you are fair
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem