yesterday i brought home scraps for the dog and ate them
he watched me the whole time
i had dug hotdogs out of the garbage
brought them home
then i realized, 'when in Rome'
So i ate the dogs scraps
I ate the dogs scraps and i chewed em up right there
I ate the goddamn golf course leftovers i don't even care
Please Lord, for all my friends and family.
Please dont let me outlive this damn dog
I should've let the dog eat instead!
this is either very black comedy or the weirdest suicide note ever. good either way
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
When I started reading this I thought it was hilarious, but as it went along it became depressing and weird. Can you start again and either do one or the other? Love, Fran xx