I was at the football game one day,
and I had to take a dump.
I couldn't hold it in, so finally
I got up off my rump.
I went to the porta potty,
but to my surprise,
That plastic tub of a toilet
was occupied.
I waited, and waited,
the match long since over...
But as my car didn't have plumbing
I had to wait for this hoser
To finish his pooping,
and get out for me
I was thinking about going
Behind a group of trees.
But I'm Ronny John,
and I always preach patience,
But even so, I was beginning
to increase in frustration.
I banged on the door,
I was starting to yell.
'Hurry up! ' He said, 'Sorry,
I just had Taco Bell.'
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Read More, Write More. Don't give up Ronny