Evil Shower Curtain
by Ted L Glines
Ah, off in the morning - it was half past two,
you called me - said you were wounded - half dead
when everyone else was safe sleeping in bed,
but not my Patty - you were going boo hoo,
and I pried the long story out of you.
Way in the night with the pets all fed,
a shower sounded good in your silly head,
a death-defying move - so what else is new!
You got in the shower - went scrub scrub scrub
but you were being watched - don't you know
gripping your leg down near the floor
that shower curtain grabbed you - Kung Fu throw
and flung you right out of that shower tub
and like to broke your back on the bathroom door!
In the dark of the night when things go Boo
you want to be careful 'bout the things you do,
tell you one thing - that's for certain,
don't mess with the evil shower curtain,
or it will be the death of you.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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