Fairly Stupid Poem Poem by D.L. Witzel

The stars winked out as I went out
Hey stars, was it something I said?
Or is it a massive cataclysmic occurrence
Occurring to make us all dead?
Well now, that would be a shame it would
With so many sleeping in bed!

I ran to wake the whole town up
Before everybody was dead.
I didn't want them to miss the glory
while they were all sleeping in bed
Of the whopping big crash of the earth and whatever
It started to orbit instead.

Only thing is, it was just cloudy.

Good thing I have life insurance.

And friends that live far away.