Guten tag to you mein herr,
I hope you're feeling well.
And dankeschon for the cash,
Your secrets I won't tell.
I'm ringing for more money,
To fuel my demanding lifestyle.
And if my demands aren't met,
Your life won't be worthwhile.
I'll release all to the press,
Who'll rub their hands with glee.
When viewing compromising photo's,
Involving a well known celebrity.
My name's Fat Karl from Munich,
Though not my true identity.
I blackmail the rich and famous,
Who swiftly pay so handsomely.
Wonderful, witty poem Shaun! Fat Karl from Munich sounds like a fascinating character. It's definitely a full fat five from me!
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WOW! What a delectable poem, dear Shaun! All quatrains so amazingly rendered. I have truly enjoyed very very much. Why do we oft think that " a fat Karl must come from Munich" ? Lol. This is top 5 Stars and to MyPoemList. I like poems very much with great humor. You are own kind of a true poet! My deep appreciations for the poet behind this and that's you! God's Blessings be greatest for you and your beloved family.