Fem Lib Lewd Poem by Ima Ryma

For men only, sex scandals thus
That have gotten the public eye.
Are feminists making a fuss -
Double standard 'tween gal and guy?
The girls can do the dirty deed
With a much more dramatic bust,
To better fill the public's need
For sordid sex scandals to trust.
Men's sex scandals just don't rise up
To games women could play around.
So gals, let's grab that gusto cup,
So tales of her scores will abound.

So c'mon ladies, who will be
The first to prove equality?