Filipino Dealer Poem by Sam Fitts

Filipino Dealer



Once, a man dressed in tweed
Asked if I wanted to buy some weed.
I took the bag from this Filipino,
Took a whiff and cried, “This is Oregano! ”
He replied, “I guarantee it is real.”
“Even if it were, there would be no deal, ”
I replied as I turned to walk off.
I look back on this day and start to scoff,
Thinking of all the business my remark had cost
And hoping a large sum of money had been lost.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
immortal Butterfly 03 May 2009

I like it. It's like you were trying to sabatoge his business. :) ~Autumn~

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Ashleigh Michaud 30 April 2009

this made me giggle good job

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Debra Kemper 28 April 2009

Very nice! I love that the man was dressed in tweed. hmmm.... :) Made me smile!

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Alyssa Long 22 April 2009

HAHA! I LOVE IT! cracks me up! ! ! ! ! !

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