Floating Down The River (Made For English Lesson) Poem by Angela Boersma

This Morning I Woke Up
And Noticed Something Odd
I Wasn't Lying In My Bed
But On A Giant Cod

The Cod Said: Hey, How Are You?
Are You Doing Fine?
No, I Said, What's Wrong With You? !
We're On The Freaking Rhine!

We Were Floating Down The River
Heading To A Waterfall
Go Back! I Said And I Shivered
Oh My Gosh We're Gonna Fall!

It's Too Late We're Going Down
We're Taken By The Stream
Then I Woke Up With A Frown
It Was Only Just A Dream!