Floccinaucinihilipilification Poem by Justin Reamer

How do you floccinaucinihilipilificate?
How do you decide to meet your fate?
This is what I don't understand,
Watching you sink into quicksand.

Well, let me tell you something,
Our friendship is almost over,
And it's not because you're a prep,
Or because of your stupid Loafers.

Let me tell you more
About what I am seeing;
Why our friendship terminates
From your state of being.

Let me tell you how it's ending,
And let me tell you why,
I can tell you all you need,
Just like a pack of fries.

The reason why it's ending
Is actually quite begrudging;
The reason why I'm saying this
Is your constant judging.

I'm tired of your judging;
It makes me quite sick,
You are always insulting,
No matter whom you pick.

I'm tired of your prejudice,
For you are always partial;
I am tired of your vendetta,
For you always have court-martial.

I am tired of what you do,
Because you are so partial,
Why do you have such bigotry,
And why are you mean to Marshall?

I'm tired of your judging;
You consider everything worthless,
I wonder why you do it,
Since right now you are birthless.

I am tired of your racism,
Insulting all the blacks;
They may be minorities,
But you hurt them behind their backs.

I am tired of your sexism,
When you know women are smart;
If you even complain once,
You will give me quite a start.

I am tired of your theocrism,
For Jews and Muslims are equal;
You don't need to be a Nazi,
Making the Holocaust sequel.

I am tired of your ableism,
For cripples have potential;
You don't need to be a monster,
Because you have credentials.

I am tired of your chronism,
For the old and the young are one;
They can both do many things,
Right under the sun.

I am tired of your homophobia,
For homosexuals are not that bad;
You are quite a fool,
For judging is so sad.

I am tired of your elitism,
For you make fun of the poor,
But you know they have potential,
Which makes you very sore.

So stop judging all the time,
It makes me quite so mad;
That is why our friendship ended,
Because you are very bad.