Post more comments

Paris Hilton


I love god
and his HUGE rod
he is so hot
and i sold him pot
he smoked it up there
with his friends and a panda bear
god god god god god god god
I love him so
to bad I'm such a hoe
he will kill me
so i can do him for free

Submitted: Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Do you like this poem?
0 person liked.
0 person did not like.

Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?

Comments about this poem (God by Paris Hilton )

Enter the verification code :

  • Sukhee Bukhbat (2/11/2008 2:00:00 PM)

    It is not a poem, sorry to say that. But that's the fact. I think you should find something else. (Report) Reply

  • James Niles (8/23/2007 10:29:00 PM)

    Gee, Paris, what a nice thing to do. I understand the Virgin Mary liked that rod, too. Don't tell me, though, that the Angel Gabriel is your, well, your pimp or that you are a virgin, because I wouldn't believe you, and you can't have known Alexander Pushkin. I am not sure, however, that pot is good for Panda bears. (Report) Reply

  • Uloia Norris Moore (8/17/2007 9:21:00 AM)

    Don't worry Paris by the time you get to heaven you will have forgotten the hoe...Best wish's.Thank goodness you for got you have to get past Peter :) (Report) Reply

  • Aere Blackwind (8/5/2007 1:30:00 AM)

    i was eating a sub while reading this. by the end it lost its taste and went into the garbage, just where this insult of a literary piece should be. (Report) Reply

  • Anita Blake (8/5/2007 1:23:00 AM)

    omg i actually don; t know what to say, but i know i agree with the comment below (Report) Reply

  • Wandering Scarlet (8/5/2007 1:02:00 AM)

    omg ur such a tramp, talking about god that way, proves how there is not a living cell in ur head, gosh this is soo bad (Report) Reply

  • BEAU GOLDEN (3/20/2007 2:46:00 AM)

    GOd im hot, God im sexy, GOD im glad im not vain, GOD im mad at Nicole for stealing my compact, i'll never speak to her again. God im hot God im sexy, GOD i dont have an original thought all year long..(Paris Hilton-stream of consciousness 2007) (Report) Reply

  • Kee Thampi (8/24/2006 11:48:00 PM)

    he will kill me
    so i can do him for free

    we love God, he made this word and this World
    we hide here but he know we (Report) Reply

  • Leo Lopes (7/31/2006 10:59:00 PM)

    Heeeey told you the lion will get back 2 ya... you must be very close to God in a certain way huh.... if you like you can do me 4 free, im not a spirit yet mamma, and would you tik me up a Q..?
    so far ive only read 2 of yours but me read more now
    LL (Report) Reply

  • Ulrike Gerbig (7/20/2006 6:33:00 PM)

    i like this one best...very daring, very strong! ! ! !

    gave you 10, just to boost your ratings a bit...(against all the ignorance here!)

    u. (Report) Reply

  • BEAU GOLDEN (6/22/2006 3:20:00 AM)

    gritty, edgy, irreverent, nihilistic. gutsy. I give it the highest honor by adding it to my favorites. beau (Report) Reply

  • Keith Gaboury (6/1/2006 12:46:00 AM)

    Ummmm, I found this poem to be pretty sick and funny at the same time. I've just been waiting for somebody to poke fun at her, and here ya go. (Report) Reply

  • Red Blooded Black Hearted (5/31/2006 10:37:00 PM)

    LOL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! that was good, do you have something against Paris Hilton? well anyway you r a good writer lol.
    Keep writing,
    Rissa: -) (Report) Reply

Read all 19 comments »

Top Poems

  1. Phenomenal Woman
    Maya Angelou
  2. The Road Not Taken
    Robert Frost
  3. If You Forget Me
    Pablo Neruda
  4. Still I Rise
    Maya Angelou
  5. Dreams
    Langston Hughes
  6. Annabel Lee
    Edgar Allan Poe
  7. If
    Rudyard Kipling
  8. I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
    Maya Angelou
  9. Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
    Robert Frost
  10. Invictus
    William Ernest Henley Updates

New Poems

  1. Desire, Avinash Nair
  2. My Grieving Heart, Enyinwa Okechukwu Enyinwa
  3. The Green Flash, Morgan Michaels
  4. The Rough Guide to Romantic Comedy, James Thomas Miller
  5. Recessional, James Thomas Miller
  6. Poverty Streets, Darren David Weaver
  7. Destiny, Jesus James Llorico
  8. Another Sunset, Jesus James Llorico
  9. Time and Distance, Michael Mira

Poem of the Day

poet Ambrose Bierce

by Ambrose Bierce

Once I dipt into the future far as human eye could see,
And I saw the Chief Forecaster, dead as any one can be--
Dead and damned and shut in Hades as a liar from his birth,
...... Read complete »


Member Poem

by Albert Ahearn

[Hata Bildir]