Paris Hilton


God


I love god
and his HUGE rod
he is so hot
and i sold him pot
he smoked it up there
with his friends and a panda bear
god god god god god god god
ROD ROD ROD ROD ROD ROD ROD
I love him so
to bad I'm such a hoe
he will kill me
so i can do him for free
god...

Submitted: Wednesday, May 31, 2006

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  • Rookie Spencer Tye (4/15/2009 5:31:00 AM)

    haha great poem, it made me laugh quite a bit, keep up the good work (Report) Reply

  • Rookie **paris* forever forgotten** (11/12/2008 12:40:00 PM)

    This is the most digusting and disturbing thing I've ever read in my life! ! ! ! ! ! ur sick (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Sukhee Bukhbat (2/11/2008 2:00:00 PM)

    It is not a poem, sorry to say that. But that's the fact. I think you should find something else. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Midnight Maiden (11/8/2007 8:05:00 PM)

    Your sick
    -midnightmaiden (Report) Reply

  • Rookie James Niles (8/23/2007 10:29:00 PM)

    Gee, Paris, what a nice thing to do. I understand the Virgin Mary liked that rod, too. Don't tell me, though, that the Angel Gabriel is your, well, your pimp or that you are a virgin, because I wouldn't believe you, and you can't have known Alexander Pushkin. I am not sure, however, that pot is good for Panda bears. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Uloia Norris Moore (8/17/2007 9:21:00 AM)

    Don't worry Paris by the time you get to heaven you will have forgotten the hoe...Best wish's.Thank goodness you for got you have to get past Peter :) (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Aere Blackwind (8/5/2007 1:30:00 AM)

    i was eating a sub while reading this. by the end it lost its taste and went into the garbage, just where this insult of a literary piece should be. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 0 Points Anita Blake (8/5/2007 1:23:00 AM)

    omg i actually don; t know what to say, but i know i agree with the comment below (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Wandering Scarlet (8/5/2007 1:02:00 AM)

    omg ur such a tramp, talking about god that way, proves how there is not a living cell in ur head, gosh this is soo bad (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 123 Points marvin brato (7/26/2007 6:11:00 AM)

    Simply crazy but cute! Regards. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie BEAU GOLDEN (3/20/2007 2:46:00 AM)

    GOd im hot, God im sexy, GOD im glad im not vain, GOD im mad at Nicole for stealing my compact, i'll never speak to her again. God im hot God im sexy, GOD i dont have an original thought all year long..(Paris Hilton-stream of consciousness 2007) (Report) Reply

  • Veteran Poet - 1,402 Points Kee Thampi (8/24/2006 11:48:00 PM)

    he will kill me
    so i can do him for free
    god

    we love God, he made this word and this World
    we hide here but he know we (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Leo Lopes (7/31/2006 10:59:00 PM)

    Heeeey told you the lion will get back 2 ya... you must be very close to God in a certain way huh.... if you like you can do me 4 free, im not a spirit yet mamma, and would you tik me up a Q..?
    so far ive only read 2 of yours but me read more now
    ciao
    LL (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Ulrike Gerbig (7/20/2006 6:33:00 PM)

    i like this one best...very daring, very strong! ! ! !

    gave you 10, just to boost your ratings a bit...(against all the ignorance here!)

    u. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie BEAU GOLDEN (6/22/2006 3:20:00 AM)

    gritty, edgy, irreverent, nihilistic. gutsy. I give it the highest honor by adding it to my favorites. beau (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 169 Points Peter Lebuhn (6/21/2006 10:34:00 PM)

    Paris my Rod is 10' long 2 ' wide
    think you can handle that
    Peter (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Keith Gaboury (6/1/2006 12:46:00 AM)

    Ummmm, I found this poem to be pretty sick and funny at the same time. I've just been waiting for somebody to poke fun at her, and here ya go. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Red Blooded Black Hearted (5/31/2006 10:37:00 PM)

    LOL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! that was good, do you have something against Paris Hilton? well anyway you r a good writer lol.
    Keep writing,
    Rissa: -) (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Ismael Texidor (5/31/2006 10:29:00 PM)

    You must really hate Paris Hilton.. (Report) Reply

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