Her First Time Poem by Bridgid Patrick
Her First Time
She whispered 'will it hurt me? '
'Of course not' answered he
'It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me.'
She said 'I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.'
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
'Calm yourself' he whispered
'His face filled with a grin
'Try and open wider
So I can get it in.'
'It's coming now' he whispered
'I know' she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said 'I am glad I'm having this.'
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said 'I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while.'
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind! !
LOL. Cracking poem, Bridg, you comedienne you. With warmth, Gina.
Yes! yes! It could have gone either way until that last stanza restored calm and decency. Great bit of humour. Patrick
He he, very good read, keep you interested till the end.
hee hee hee. And yes, my dirty mind was working it's usual overtime for a while there! funny poem, with your usual effortless rhymes. Hugs Anna xxx
This is another clever and witty piece of light verse. Bridget you have a real facility for this, and yes, I fell right into the trap! After all, I'm male and you know what we think with! Excellent work. Best, Hugh
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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Hurray! ! ! ! This might take away some of the fear, great piece and so much imagination, Love Duncan