Hillbillill And The Email Poem by Ima Ryma

'Bill, email that I did conceal, '
'While I giggled my gig at State, '
'Is being charged as a big deal, '
'Ignoring how special we rate.'
'Don't they know the rules aren't for us, '
'That apply to the common folk! '
'Bad publicity - all this fuss.'
'Let's tell the press - back off, no joke! '
'I did send out a buy time tweet'
'On my email - do the 'right' thing, '
'Code for lackies to take the heat, '
'Keep me safe and blame the right wing.'

'Bill - bail me out on my email, '
'Cuz you're good at parsing detail.'