Holiday Too Spain Poem by Lee Fones

tube of toothpaste
whole can of beans
shove them in suitcase
between kelvin klien jeans

don't forget umbrella
in case it does rain
don't forget your fella
although hes a pain

pack it all securely
make sure nice and tight
not unlocked prematurely
may lose it on flight

upon a jet plane
i will take off
piloted by Jane
who speaks like a toff

'ladies and gentleman
i'm in control
auto pilots Stan
whose on payroll'

over English channel
heading towards Spain
realizing left me flannel
and husband Harold the pain