lee fones


vlad the impaler


Vlad the Impaler sublime
committed horrific barbaric crimes
boiled twenty thousand in cauldron
impaled both parents and children
much sicker than Dracula anytime
(Vlad Tepes 1431-76)

Submitted: Friday, April 25, 2014
Edited: Thursday, August 14, 2014

Topic of this poem: humor


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  • Bronze Star - 7,326 Points Mr. Nobody (7/14/2014 4:20:00 PM)

    Yuck
    I hope he fell squarely on the devil's fork
    and slowly, like pork

    Nice write' bout a sicko (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 321 Points Captain Cur (4/25/2014 2:11:00 PM)

    Dracula drank blood to live and take virgin lovers for eternity.
    So not really a bad guy. Vlad very very bad.
    Nice limerick. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 0 Points Colleen Courtney (4/25/2014 1:06:00 PM)

    Yes, I guess evil really does date back to the beginning of time! Nice little piece. Very informative in just a few lines for those who don't know his story. Piques the curiosity I'm sure! Nicely done! (Report) Reply

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