Lee Fones


Vlad The Impaler - Poem by Lee Fones

Vlad the Impaler sublime
committed horrific barbaric crimes
boiled twenty thousand in cauldron
impaled both parents and children
much sicker than Dracula anytime
(Vlad Tepes 1431-76)

Topic(s) of this poem: humor


Comments about Vlad The Impaler by Lee Fones

  • Wake Up! Wake Up! (7/14/2014 4:20:00 PM)


    Yuck
    I hope he fell squarely on the devil's fork
    and slowly, like pork

    Nice write' bout a sicko (Report) Reply

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  • Captain Cur (4/25/2014 2:11:00 PM)


    Dracula drank blood to live and take virgin lovers for eternity.
    So not really a bad guy. Vlad very very bad.
    Nice limerick. (Report) Reply

  • Colleen Courtney (4/25/2014 1:06:00 PM)


    Yes, I guess evil really does date back to the beginning of time! Nice little piece. Very informative in just a few lines for those who don't know his story. Piques the curiosity I'm sure! Nicely done! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, April 25, 2014

Poem Edited: Thursday, August 14, 2014


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