Being a hot water bottle is not easy,
You need to have your head screwed on you see.
For if not and are full of hot water inside,
you'll give someone a rather wet surprise.
So it's important not to be nervous,
as by all accounts you're impervious.
So take my head and screw me tight,
that way I can assure you of a pleasant night.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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