Humans are weird I suppose
have a look at their nose
some big, some wide, some broken
caused by someone, outspoken
humans have parts that hear
these things, one calls ear
some big, some wide, some cabbaged
usually in rugby match, savaged
Humans have hair above brows
These are called eyebrows
some big, some wide, some plucked
cosmetic surgery nowadays, tucked
lets look at human Samantha Wotton
take a quick peek, belly button
some big, some small, some pierce
doesn't mean this humans fierce
now i'm so eager to please
rugby player john with his knees
this one is knobbly, some are wobbly
and this rhymes so full of comedy
now we gettin quiet technicals
johns about to flaunt his testicles
some big, some small, some swollen
this pair however, john had stolen
humans have a philtrum
i myself now throw a tantrum
the lines between mouth and nose
these lines not to bad i suppose
suppose i goes, nose and toes
couldn't walk well without those
there at the end of your feet
and yes thank you rhyme is unique
now this part is like a museum
of course im referring to perineum
lies between genitals and anus
celebrities talk out of this, now famous
now at last i can make a stands
i'm a poet and so need my hands
without my hands i couldn't write
i like this poem think its alright
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I would like to translate this poem