Matthew Foor

Rookie (9-12-85 / Austin Texas)

I am


I am 10 feet tall
Biceps 14 inches round
Thighs pushing 600lbs
Calves that resemble melons
An eight pack like a washboard
Triceps
HUGE triceps
I jog 100 miles every morning
I am 18 again
I have the personality
Of personalities
I'm a charmer
I can have any woman I want
I'm smart
Book smart
Street smart
I'm an entrepreneur
A self-made millionaire
I drive a Ferrari
I live in Beverly Hills
My neighbors love me

Everybody loves me

I never have to shave
I have a baby-face
If I want a beard
I grow the best of them

I am all of these things
But none of these things
I am
Just
Me

Submitted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013
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