I brought you home beautiful flowers and candy
You were in bed with my best ex-friend Randy
I forgave you and loaned you my brand new car
You smashed it up after getting drunk at the bar
I decided to call it quits and say goodbye
You said you were sorry and began to cry
I forgave you and we decided to tie the knot
You got drunk and slept with a guy named Scott
I had enough and asked for a divorce
You said you’re sorry and showed remorse
I forgave you and decided to give it another try
One day later you ran off with another guy
Looking back things weren’t all that bad
You only slept once or twice with my dad
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem