I Know All About You Poem by sandy nobody

i know all the details of your life
and im not your wife

i know all about you
everything that you do

i know where you live
by the details you give

i know who your friends are
i know about your car

i know where you work
i know if your a jerk

i know what you do for fun
what you eat, where you run

i know your kids names
and if they won the big game

i know when you use the toilet
i know when you pee, wash or spit

how do i know all this, you thought you were alone
i heard you on your cell phone