I'm A Six-Legged Octopus By Ian Inkster Poem by Dr Ian Inkster

I'm A Six-Legged Octopus

I'm a 6-legged octopus there is no doubt
I'm a 6-legged octopus there is no doubt
I'm a 6-legged octopus just shout it out
Cos my mummy is too silly and she just can't count.

I'm a 6-legged octopus with Hair that's green
I'm a 6-legged octopus with Hair that's green
I'm a 6-legged octopus a thing you've never seen
I'm just the silliest animal that has ever been.

I'm a 6-legged octopus with a bottom so Pink
I'm a 6-legged octopus with a bottom so Pink
I'm a 6-leeged octopus to make you think
Just a-keep on a staring till you have to Blink.

I'm a 6-legged octopus that Arlo loves
I'm a 6-legged octopus that Arlo loves
But if ya don't want ta see me fly away like a dove
Yr gonna have to Buy me 3 pairs of gloves ….