I'm going to Heaven -
you're not
How do I know?
Because my religion tells me so
and it's the Only Truth
I'm going to be having
lots of lollies
and free Wi-Fi and fat jolly wives
in rotation
for all eternity in Heaven -
it's WWII dry military rations
in Hell for you
How do I know?
Because my religion tells me so
and it's the Only Truth
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I have a hunch that you're in for a big surprize when you die.
Excellent observation, Spock the Vegan - and I like it too that you've made the observation in the same satirical spirit the poem is in