I Think I Drank Too Much Poem by Stephen Martin II

Thank you Mr. Wilson
(of no relation to Denis' neighbor)
For punching me in the eye last night

after the party
I found myself pissing
on the wheel of your Escalade

You know one of those spinning jobs
real shiney and big
it no doubt cost you a fortune

You kinda said 'What the Hell! '
and grabbed my arm
and as I turned I sprayed your shoe a little

Then you swung
it left a mark
but it also made me forget
how much my night sucked

just thought you should know
in case you drank as much as me
and didn't have a friend there
to tell you about it in the morning