I Want To Ride Your Saddle Play For A Duet Poem by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER

Male:
I want to ride your saddle
I want to ride your saddle
Female:
Can I ride your horse?
Male:
Yes but I want to ride your saddle

Female:
Sing me a romantic cowboy love song
Sing me a romantic Cowboy love song
Male:
I can't think of any lyrics
Female line is either
A. Okay just give me a kiss
B. Well then make it an instrumental
C. Okay well then Play some kazoo

Male:
I have real cool cowboy boots
I have real cool cowboy boots
Female:
Well why don't you wear them?
Male:
Because they hurt my feet

Female:
I'm looking for a Cowboy hero
I'm looking for a cowboy hero
Male:
I have a big white cowboy hat
Female:
But can you swing a rope

Male:
Let me take you out west
Let me take you out west
Female:
Do you have any money?
Male: No but we can watch a western on your TV set

Female:
Can I ride your horse
Can I ride your horse
Male:
Only if I can ride your saddle
Female:
Okay but I want to ride your horse