Idiom For Idiot Poem by Ima Ryma

I went to the dentist to get
New dentures which the dentist fit.
After the work was done and set,
The dentist left me to just sit.
I took the opportunity
To inhale some gas to get high,
A euphoric feeling for me.
Then I wanted a cig, so I
Pulled out my lighter and my pack.
I did not think ahead no doubt.
I lit the cig and all went black,
Missed the fireworks cuz I passed out.

My clothes lit up in fiery hell,
And I burned my bridges as well.