Irregardless Poem by Kevin Patrick

Irregardless, is a word that is a general fallacy
And is not accepted in the standard dictionary
However, it continues to exists solely by popularism
Much like the institution that is generally called
and applicable pejorative called... 'Marriage'



Unlike marriage,
using Irregardless does not cause pain,
anger, confusion or derision....




Unless you are a Fanatical English Teacher



Irregardless,
needs no Legal Counselling