One morning, he turns on his Mac to see what’s up
Of course he’s gunna watch 2 girls 1 cup
He got on his new Nike jacket looking so mean
Isaiah be feeling so fresh and so clean
As he prepares to venture on this quest
He hears the loud bumping in his chest
He searches through Google to find the clip
The snack he chooses to eat is tortilla chips
But then confusion hits him, “what am I doing? ”
Too late, now he has to see those girls screwing
Apparently Isaiah didn’t see this coming
Since he clearly is being sickened by what he is seeing
Rumbling begins to stir up in his stomach
Then he vomits and says, “What the F**k! ? ! ? ! ? ”
Why does he continue to watch this grotesque show?
Because he is determined to finish, you effing hoe!
Three minutes pass; he can’t believe what he’s seen
He vomits even more, its color is green
Promising him to never watch it again
Isaiah goes on, and sends it to all his friends
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem