It's Hard To Be A Trillionaire Poem by Richard Jarboe

Hard to be a millionaire 'round here,
Gambling debts aplenty,
Tax day drawing near,
Makes it so hard to be a millionaire.

Hard to be a billionaire around here,
Machiavellian intrigue,
Going on out there,
Makes it so hard to be a billionaire.

Red numbers can cut you down,
Red numbers can take your home,
Red numbers and you're bound,
To go to where you're never alone.

It's hard to be a trillionaire 'round here,
Isolated paranoia,
Isolated fear,
Makes it so hard to be a trillionaire.