Jeans Stolen From My Dustbins Poem by Aniruddha Pathak

I'd once a girlfriend who stole my jeans
Using means that were meanest of means,
And when I locked them in
To spare her from the sin,
She stole my newest shirt
As fashion costing dirt!
When I confronted her,
She said: You know, dear sir,
Lit'rally, lifting I'm the stuff from your dustbins.
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Ivanka Trump when during her India visit wore an off white Sherwani designed by an Indian, I realized, ladies don menswear with impunity, which, men-folk cannot do with any felicity, and then recalled of my girlfriend from a long time ere.
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Tongue-in-cheek |20.02.2020|
Topic: fashion, girlfriend, sin