Jinxed Poem by Professor Poetry Hound

Do you think Jesus knows what the winning
Lotto Jackpot numbers are going to be? Not
that he needs the money. What would he do
with it - buy a Ferrari? He can already go
anywhere he wants just by sort of floating
around on a cloud or something.

Sometimes when people win a lot of money
they thank God. But when they lose, I don’t
think many of them blame God. They probably
think getting pissed at God will hurt their
chances of winning later on.

Then, when later on never happens, they still
don’t blame God because they think he might
get mad at them and cause them to have a
traffic accident or something.
No one wants to be jinxed.