Junk Mail Poem by James Clive

Junk Mail

Rating: 5.0


I went downstairs to get my mail
Searching through the usual junk
One letter caught my eye
It was from madame zelda

Madame zelda had magic powers
She told me i was cursed
If i sent her a cheque for 20 pounds
The curse would be gone

Then my wife slithered downstairs
She looked terrible
Like alice cooper
On a bad day

Sorry zelda baby
It will cost me more than 20
To lift this curse

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