Just Print More Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

We should all receive tax credit
Especially during this time of year.
If we will go purchase a printing press
To pay for all our needs except for beer.

There should be limits like seventeen trillion.
No one should be more greedy than that.
Or we all would be joining Jenny Craig,
As fine restaurants can make you fat.

Sure our cash will not be backed up,
By the silver or gold at Fort Knox.
We can always take a loan from China,
Not Afghanistan cause they just have rocks.

Before you tell me it is illegal,
Our president has said that it's okay.
If he can fake his own birth certificate,
Then printing money is fine every day.