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trudy gordon (11-04-90 / new york)
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ive been writing poems since i was about 10 years old and its become a hobbie of mine ever since i wrote my first poem. most of my poems are about lov .. more >>
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math is like sex

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  add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and pray to god you don't multiply


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  Ashok Kumar  (2/6/2010 10:15:00 PM)

Good. Short and Sweet
  Rajan Manandhar  (11/17/2009 2:02:00 AM)

Add the poem, keep on multiplying
  Ian Beckett  (9/27/2009 3:38:00 PM)

super poem - highly condomended: -)
  Thomas Vaudin  (9/14/2009 1:36:00 PM)

I haven't laughed like that in a long while!
Thanks for sharing, I loved it
  Jack Williams  (8/27/2009 11:03:00 AM)

I knew I had to read this poem as soon as I saw the title. I like witty poems, I like innuendos, and I like short poems. High marks.
  Cynozur  (1/27/2009 2:11:00 PM)

well that was amusing i never expected to see sex compared to math
  Krista Churchill  (11/11/2008 1:34:00 PM)

great poem i love it

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