I just fancied a full English breakfast, tomatoes bacon and egg
Mushrooms from the fields this morning, that i was able to peg
I grilled the tomatoes and bacon, and a sausage or two i fried.
The eggs i poached, the mushrooms were broached, and with lemon i plied
The homemade bread looked delicious, my face lit up with glee
A knife and fork, some pepper and salt, and a nice cup of tea
Back to the fridge i meandered, and lavishly covered my meal
My first mouthful was sweet, i just couldn't eat, that sauce did not appeal
I know it said sauce on the bottle, I bought it whilst i was out shopping
But the BBQ sauce, i now have remorse, it turned out to be chocolate topping
Ooooh Bob what a terrible shame - - (says Fay with her hand over her mouth giggling) - - ha ha Bob sorry to be laughing at this really good verse - it takes the reader right through the preparation of that delicious breakfast so much that there I was ready to take the first bite with you - -and then - -oh dear me - - I hope the dog was partial to a bit of choco on his eggs and bacon! - - a sure 10 and more for consolation my friend......10 + + + Fay.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
How awful for you, sorry to laugh but I can just imagine the scene, the cooking, the anticipation, and then the taste of chocolate urrgh, good write, 10 Lynda xx