Medical Advice Poem by Ima Ryma

In my old age I like to take
A tub bath long and leisurely.
A special wall rack I did make
For liquors and mixes to be.
Outside the tub within reach nice
Is a small fridge to keep stuff cold
Like beer and wine and lots of ice,
One of my perks of growing old.
Getting out of the tub one day,
In a drunk state I took a fall.
Just sprained my thumb in a slight way.
But to be safe, gave Doc a call.

'Install a bar, ' my doctor said.
'I'll drink to that, ' went through my head.