Melony Moose Got Hit By A Hoose Poem by Mary Moocow

Mary Moo Cow,
when she was but a calf,
of course,
for now she is dead,
in a burger,
in her sister's tummy,
to recap,
was very very special.
Not special in a mentally subnormal way
but in a special way.
For she had an imaginary friend
called Melony Moose.
Who was a moose.
And she followed Mary everywhere she went,
even in vaguely comrpomising positions,
like on the toilet.
Or slaying vietnamese orphans.
However one day,
Melony died.
It was very sad.
For Mary was wondering out in her field,
Melony beside her,
Being a moose,
And an asteroid fell from the sky,
And killed Melony Moose.
And so Melony Moose was hit by a Hoose.
Except it wasn't a hoose.
twas an asteroid.
but either way she died.
how sad: (
poor mary.
mary moo cow.
who got eaten
by her sister
in the form of a burger.
The end.