Mgz In My Headz Poem by matt begin

If I had 516 mega bites worth of RAM in my head...
I would not feel like a slow, imperfect being,
never again feel as if my shoes were filled with lead.
If I had unlimited downloads flowing from my brain...
I would never have had to go to school,
alas! ! ! ..homework never again a pain.
If i had a hard drive in my cranium,
I would be a doctor, lawyer, nuclear scientist,
never would I end up a T.V. bum!
If i had a scanner, printer and fax connected between my ears,
I would send, read, scope and scan,
But empty, a meaningless shell would be,
Instead of all these perfectly imperfect human years.