O Anna Niemus

Mormon Caffein Poem by O Anna Niemus

In coffee is dioxypurine
In meat is trioxypurine.
The latter causes more arthritis,
more heart attacks.


Mormons are not supposed to drink caffein which is dioxypurine
May God cause the LDS church to disinvest from animal flesh and slaughterhouse
operations. Cadavers of murdered animals contain trioxypurine,
much stronger than dioxypurine or caffein. It is the uric acid or pre-urine
in animals' muscle cells which would have been excreted had the animals
May all religions promote the pacifism of Christ and sever their
connections to senators and presidential candidates who wage war
or vote for war funding.

May women be included in the hierarchies of all religions.

May God align all to His/Her nonviolence to animals, nonviolence to people,
and equality for all.

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Submitted: Friday, July 18, 2008
Edited: Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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Comments about this poem (Mormon Caffein by O Anna Niemus )

  • Rookie Athena King (5/2/2014 1:29:00 AM)

    What, I have yet to hear a correct Or a positive poem about Mormons. What did we ever do to poets. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Melissa F.R. (7/22/2010 5:23:00 PM)

    Seriously dude what elce do you have against mormons besides your one reason? Give me more, i can take it. Tell a true mormon. What do you hate about me so much? (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Emily Henson (7/18/2008 7:52:00 PM)

    don't judge them before you know them.....its not fair to make accusations for people, everyone needs there own chance to make an impression, not to be judged... (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Emily Henson (7/18/2008 7:49:00 PM)

    what do you have against mormons? (Report) Reply

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