My Friend Poem by tatiana tatum

My friend once told me,
the world was macaroni,
so i took a bite out of a tree.
It tasted kind of funky so,
i spit it at a monkey and,
the monkey started yelling at me.

A thousand years later,
he turned into darth vater and,
he through his lightsaver at me.
It got stuck in my eye and he left me there to die,
but that wasn't the end of me.

I woke up from the dead,
his fear lead me to his bed and......
the end! ? ! ?