My Furious Shoe Poem by Nellie Isabelle Steward Cooper

Please... don't... make me..
Don't make me... I warn you..

I have this deadly weapon that I will use on you

What pray tell you may ask? ? ? ....I say to you the shoe... the shoe... the shoe

Not now.... Nikita... Nikita... Nikita....not now....
Later will be best... please don't be like all the rest

Rata tat-tat
Rata tat-tat

Bang Bang Bang! ! !

Rata tat-tat
Rata tat-tat

Rite cheer ladies and gentleman
..............it all happens rite cheer

I kid you not.. I kid you not...I kid you not

A machination or a plot
I'll give it all I've got...

I know you refer to me as old dirty sock
Mock... mock.. mock... old dirty sock! ! !


I will get after you with this here shoe
Then you will not be smiling....and laffing...you

Because for quite a while I knew...about you
Therefore at this time.. I invoke the shoe

Tis true tis true... the shoe shall do...for you

Not a very stylish shoe... I will also say.. more than well worn
But I've been wearing these long before you were even born

And they still have some long milage yet to go
I tell you first.... then you will be....first to know

Rata tat-tat
Rata tat-tat

Bang Bang Bang! ! !

Rata tat-tat
Rata tat-tat

Please.. not just any table will do
for my furious and steadfast shoe

My arm action l is mighty strong
You cannot say that I don't belong...

Because I know that I am strong
Bring it on.... bring it on...bring it on