Raj Arumugam


My Guide To Investing - Poem by Raj Arumugam

everybody shaves
so Warren Buffet invests in Gillette;
and every country drinks
so he also buys Coke shares -
which leads me to my own investment strategy

Every human sheds forty thousand
skin cells an hour
That's forty thousand cells times 7 billion humans
each hour-
you listening? -
now that's a lot of dust;
and not to forget the many cultures and nations
that cremate rather than bury
and that releases from each body in the barbecue
1.6 trillion cells of dust -
it's a bloody dusty world, isn't it?
so…I've got it all worked out…
I'm investing in vacuum cleaners…


Poet's Notes about The Poem

WARNING: The author cannot be held accountable for any investment insights you may extract from the poem. The author is also not to be held accountable for the veracity of any fact(s) you may pilfer from the poem for use in your hugely overdue The Human Body, Science Project. Proceed at your own risk.

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, June 24, 2014



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