My Life As A Tweeter On Twitter-9-18-11 Entries Poem by Lonnie Hicks

'Drinking the kool-aid at parties, self-abuse, ideology and jingoism will cause blindness.' :)

'If you carried a book to parties at sporting events in high school you are destined to be a writer.'

'Writing a book is torture, finishing a book is worse.'

'Why is that I think that the latest thing I have written is the best thing I have ever done? '

'The best way to write is simply not to give a damn and let it flow.'

'James Joyce needed an editor.'

'So can someone tell me what 'the' means? '

'Romance languages have male and female tenses, so as to tell which bathroom to go to-I think.

'Those who say there are no straight lines in nature have never seen the lines out side women's restrooms at the movies.'

'If everyone in a group, or country, is unanimously agreed on anything they are surely wrong.'
'If you get an offer for a free book to arrive in the mail, know that the salesperson will pop out of the package as well, with strings trailing behind him.'

'Einstein didn't comb his hair, he said because it kept coming out. And, he didn't even know it was gay.'

'Today I had to kiss my favorite chapter goodbye and bury it in the pile of 'The beautiful, the dead and the unappreciated.'

'Some days I write a piece which no one likes & think to myself, this one will be appreciated after I am dead; then I come back crowing.'

'They are all against me except thee and why are you not answering me? (smile) '

'Draw some stick people and practice bubble dialogue.'

'If you can't write today draw pictures of not being able to write and write about the pictures you just drew.'

'Listen to the critiques, but keep to the dream and embed it in the writing.'

'Beware of the use of the line 'You think you are better than us' to trash what a striver is trying to accomplish.'

'Some times family and friends are the last to appreciate your writing, your talent and your dream. Keep it up anyway.'